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President Clinton on Larry King Live
with special guest caller Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf

The Players

Larry "the Lizard" King

Hank the Angry Drunk Dwarf, star Whack Pack member of the Howard Stern Show Bill Clinton, shamed president

Larry King
notorious softball thrower
and lizard king, Larry
launches some impressive
barbs at the president

Hank the Caller
angry, drunken dwarf calls
to insult the president
and wail away at Larry

Bill Clinton
displays remarkable candor
comes clean about sex
delivers some vicious shots

The Scenario

Larry King had been begging to have President Clinton come on his show ever since the Lewinsky scandal broke back in January, 1998. Larry never got his wish but fortunately we can now hear what might have been. Larry starts off by barraging the President with a series of insults and accusations. The President responds with surprising honesty and wit. The interview is sabotaged by Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf from the Howard Stern Show who manages to insult both Larry and the President. This exclusive interview premiered in March, 1998 and has been proven to be closer to the truth than anyone ever thought possible.

(Disclaimer: this is a parody provided for entertainment purposes only, the voices are real but taken totally out of context!)


Who is Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf? For starters he was the runaway winner of
People Magazine's 1998 Most Beautiful Person poll and he's actually a real person who gained his popularity by appearing on the Howard Stern radio show. Hank passed away September 4, 2001.

To learn more about Hank go to his Wikipedia page here


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